NEWS - Floridiot's Guide to Shoplifting

Attention all small-time criminals hailing from the Sunshine State, please listen carefully! Next time you plan to go out shopping at the five finger discount, be sure to leave your child at home. Also be especially careful that you do not leave behind your infant and diaper bag with enough personal identification in it for you to be tracked down and incarcerated for the additional charge of child neglect on top of shoplifting as you flee the scene of the crime without them. All that for a DVD player...