4.29.2003

NEWS - A tribute to Florida schools

A Florida high school teacher failed the math portion of the state teacher's certification six times. Not like she can count that high anyway. They're threatening to take her job away if she can't manage to pass it on the seventh try. Thinking like a Floridiot, I can see where they would say, hey, what's it matter? She's an English teacher. But you'd think even a Floridiot would appoint someone else who can perhaps count as the secretary-treasurer of their Teacher's Association...