NEWS- What do you do when a Floridiot throws a grenade into your house?

Pull the pin out and toss it back. It sounds like a bad joke, but read this latest article on Floridiocy. Apparently someone threw a grenade into this family's home, which they immediately threw back out the window, where it landed in the front lawn, and didn't blow up. When the bomb squad got there, they discovered the pin hadn't even been pulled, and that it was in fact an old grenade that someone had put a pin back into to make it look active, so it wouldn't have done anything if the idiot had thought to pull it before he chucked the thing anyway. I don't go out of my way to pick on Florida natives, they just make it so easy...